Cheers to retirement! Embrace the joy and laughter of your newfound freedom with Officially Retired. This hilarious collection of quotes and quips is the perfect companion for anyone navigating the adventures of post-nine-to-five life.

Celebrate surviving the nine to five with this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements

Congratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Whether you have grand plans to travel the world or want to move into the slow lane, you can now enjoy trading in the work grind for doing whatever you want to do.

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